Monday, July 2, 2007

What do Kuwait, Nigeria and the Ivory Coast have in common? Yup their embassy staff in the UK commit assault, because they can...
German embassy staff drive over the speed limit... tsk...them Germans.
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Live Earth--This Saturday.

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If you have been hibernating you may not have heard that the US is experiencing the worst drought ever... Yup even a lake caught fire...
Anyway, the situation has made the Governor of Alabama come up with a solution that I bet you will envy for its ease and practicality...
Get out that holy mojo for a week of prayer...
And well if the rains don't come down it will undoubtedly be because there was a faithless hedonist among the worshipers that ruined the whole desperate act... and if the rains do come down, make room in the pews, hallelujah!
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Ok, ok what do Kwt and Alabama have in common?
No, silly, not wishful thinking...
They both have a government monopoly on something... And I'm letting you do your homework.
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Goodnight...and no way is luck comin' sniffin' by these parts...

8 comments:

N. said...

A Google News search on Alabama and Monopoly yielded results about wrestling! lol, now I know that's not what you meant was it! :p

kwtia said...

hehe..well no, unless we are talking about KU...

Shemsi said...

Hmm. . .well it's a monopoly on either food, public education, pot, or pro-wrestling. Or at least that's what Google says.

Shemsi said...

Or oil. It must be oil. Right?

Shemsi said...

My husband says "How about moustaches?"

kwtia said...

Hi Shemsi,
hehe still haven't got it, but tell Andy I love the moustaches idea :)

Anonymous said...

I would say ignorance and intolerance but unfortunately those can be found all over the world.
How about bans on dancing in public?

BintBuNaz said...

Where aaaaaaare you? Your voice is needed :*